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Post  King Weavilian Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:13 am

In this topic, we decide upon yet another nerf for the wooden bat that makes people rage; The Sandman.

After reducing stun distance, reducing damage done whilst stunned, removing 30 HP, removing the stun except on long range hits, the following changes have been added carefully to the Sandman for balance.

1) The bat can give you splinters if you hold it for too long resulting in 5 damage per second. If a Medic lacks the Tweezers unlock, you will die.

2) If the Sandman is in your loadout for more than a day, the Scout will need a tetnus shot or he will lose health in every game you play in.

3) If you stun a fully charged Medic, you will instantly gib.

4) For fairness, the Sandman now stuns both people.

5) If you have more than 10 Sandmans in your backpack, the other classes will call the Scout a homosexual since he likes wood in his backpack.

Continue. Razz
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Post  Lard Arse Michael Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:22 am

6) If you claim to need a dispenser here while equipped with the sandman, it will explode into hundrends of wooden steaks which will pin the scout to the nearest surface. Any enemies in the area witnessing this will miraculously be healed for 50 health.
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Post  BrittTheJoker Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:18 pm

7) If near a friendly sentry with teh sandman equiped, this sentry will now fire at you also
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